<p>I bought a case of flavored "wild berry" bottled water this week. It was an accident, I thought it was just regular old water, but no, it's some foul mix of whatever the dentist gives you right before he gives you the water cup to spit that crap out and tin foil. But it's what I have here, so I'm drinking it. And so, here are this week's iPad apps. Metaphor.</p><p>SResume Designer</p><p>You're a dignified human being who is experienced in Microsoft Office and is very Organized and has a Team First Attitude and is always on time and definitely does not skip out of work and do stuff from her iPad or iPhone. And that's no way to live. Here's an iOS app that makes resumes, which, god, at least use on an iPad instead of the iPhone, right?</p><p>Guide</p><p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/the-best-ipad-apps-of-the-week-not-worse-than-food-poi-680100734">Keep reading...</a></p>