Some good news and bad news about global warming: The bad news is… well you’ve already heard that. The, somewhat questionable, good news is: it could turn some of us into crystalline magnet men of immense size and power.

Giant magnet creatures?

An international team of scientists (really, I’m not kidding), say they’ve discovered “giant” magnetofossiles, believed to be pieces of an organism informally dubbed a “Magnetic Death Star.”