Figured we'd share with you the weirdest press release we've been sent all week. From the they're-not-paying-attention file, here's it is:
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is rolling into the Orlando/Cocoa Beach area! We [meaning they] would like to invite you to come out and see us [meaning them] next week. We [meaning they] will be giving people a chance to become an Oscar Mayer Wiener and handing out the world famous Wienerwhistles. Attached is the schedule information to come and see the Wienermobile [meaning WTF?].
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