This isn’t a vacuum cleaner, but it sucks. This isn’t a fan, but it blows. This isn’t a dog, but it bites. Wow, who knew GE could make something so sucktacular? I’m talking about the GE Halogen toaster oven. This thing is firing ass on all cylinders. It’s dangerous, it’s annoying to operate, and it works poorly. It’s also the most expensive toaster oven Wal-Mart sells and you should not buy it.

Read this Computing Unplugged article.