Ahoy, just in case you think the highly restrained and professional editorial team here at ZATZ are the only one’s with a diminishing grip upon reality, me hearties, we present the wacked out crew that invented International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Aye, you’ll definitely want to visit their site for special sections like “Ask Cap’n Slappy” and some wildly hilarious and completely cracked videos. The lesson on pirate phone etiquette is not to be missed. Arrr!