It’s our job, here at ZATZ, to educate and inform you, to provide you with information and knowledge that will forward your career, enhance your enjoyment of your gadgets, and improve your love life. Today, we’ll ruin all that. For today, September 19th, is International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day and we call out to all our readers to baffle and confuse those around you by talking like a pirate.

Oh, come on. You know you want to. Now that we’ve told you about it, it’s going to rattle around your head for a few hours and then you’ll avast someone and matie someone else. Just don’t do any “matie-ing” at the office. It’d be bad. I’m Blackbeard the Editor and I talk like a pirate! Now, you can, too. Har har har!