Given the guy owns a pile of music rights and is most-likely played on one out of every two iPods out there, we figure news that Michael Jackson was <A HREF="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050614/D8ANB0M80.html">acquitted on all ten counts</A> is about as unplugged as it gets. To the crazy Russian old lady who fixes my pants (when you get married, all sorts of new people enter your life!), and who has repeatedly stated her faithful belief that Michael is a "Good boy," well, what can we say?