Scott E. Jordan, a corporate lawyer and a mobile professional, has invented the SCOTT eVEST. The lightweight, 15-pocket vest. The vest features a patent pending Personal Area Network (PAN) powered by the :]-PAN-TECH-[: system. The :]-PAN-TECH-[: system consists of concealed conduits which allow connections from cellphones to hands-free headsets, MP3/CD players to headphones, and handheld devices to each other. The PAN runs throughout the SCOTT eVEST, holding wires in place with Velcro.