Hi, we're desperate for coverage, so we'll hire Stuttering John to get you to come by our booth...at least that's how our Heather McDaniel described it when she got the press release for <A HREF="http://www.javojobs.com/">The Javorsky Group</A>. We've decided to give these folks a bit of coverage simply to celebrate the idiocy that often accompanies PC Expo press releases. We have to say that this sort of promotion is, well, pretty sad. And how does Stuttering John (of Howard Stern fame) relate to tech? Is he a metaphor for today's moribund economy? Apparently, if you visit their booth, you can also win a "dream vacation." 'Course, we have no idea what these people do, but hey, they're a group and they're named "Javorsky." Makes you almost wax nostalgic for AppForge's lava lamps. -- DG