We recently recieved a press release that tells us “Foot-and-Mouth believed to be first virus unable to spread through Microsoft Outlook.” According to the release, “Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec’s AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft’s Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.” Now, obviously, this is a parody. And equally obviously, Foot-and-Mouth Disease is nothing to sneeze at, especially when you’re trying to put your best foot forward. Yet, at the risk of biting off more than we can chew, we had to share this funny bit of humor with you.