Ahoy, in honor of Mrs. Pirate, who also happens to be the Managing Editor of these fine publications (and who doesn’t yet know about our avastitude of Talk Like a Pirate Day, aye, that’ll be a conversation, matie!), we bring you Knit Like a Pirate. No, we couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. But others did. In fact, you can knit a hat, a bag, and many other incredibly piratical things. Oh, so you’re a hoidy toidy DominoPower reader and you don’t think DominoPower readers knit, do ya? Well, think again, matie. It’s scary actually. We’ve got editors talking knitting all the bloody time. Frankly, it’s a bit creepy. But that makes it perfect for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, now doesn’t it? Arrrrrrr!